smile-cause-life-is-beautiful:
Steve and Jeri wanted to build their grandkids a treehouse. We want Steve and Jeri to be our grandparents.
Never in my life have I been more jealous
BUT IT’S FREAKING BIGGER THEN MY HOUSE
- Mum: Why is your room always so messy?
- Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they'll trip over something and die.
THIS GUY JUST ASKED ME WHAT MY NAME WAS AND I DIDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAID SO I SAID 4:45
Me!
(Source: percyo)
